Apparently this blog is R-Rated… Crap

2007 October 25
by Bruce

And yours can be R-Rated as well!

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Free Texas Dating

All you have to do to get an R-Rating is mention words like “abortion”, “dick” and “crap”. These are the words that earned my rating. For example, “Dick Cheney dissembles crap about energy policy while his fundamentalist colleagues rail against abortion” is an R-Rated sentence.

… Crap.

Why on Earth this widget comes with “Free Texas Dating” I have no idea but I’ve given it the rel=”nofollow”. But I guess there are plenty of right-hegemons in the state of Texas who don’t want their kids to learn the details about abortion, lest it generate dissonance with their instructive tracts.

~ Bruce

PS. Thanks go to the PG-Rated Five Public Opinions for this one.

5 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 October 25

    Why on Earth this widget comes with “Free Texas Dating” I have no idea

    Why is it when I see the words “Free Texas Dating,” this image comes to mind?

  2. 2007 October 25

    My blog is rated R as well – all because of the word “nigger”!

  3. 2007 October 25

    Ninglun got a PG rating because he used the word….. *whispering* QUEER!

    I just had to check since my blog was apparently supposed to be less evil than his.

  4. 2007 October 28

    I got an R for crap, crack, and hurt. They missed nigger, abortion, bullcrap and a few others. I really ought to have an X. Maybe if I put up some porn?

  5. 2007 November 2

    Off topic, but everybody’s favourite stalker has just made Bruce the topic of 11 blog posts:

    http://trolltalesandtrue.wordpress.com/everrett-overview/

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